Get out of my car. Car car car. Unscrew the cap. Cap cap cap. Put the card in the machine. Machine ‘chine ‘chine. Put the nozzle in the hole. Hole hole hole. Watch the numbers go down. Down down down. Watch the gas go in. In in in. Watch me get poorer. Poorer poorer poorer. Damn damn damn. My money goes away. Away away away. Guzzle guzzle guzzle. Crap crap crap. Guzzle guzzle guzzle. Crap crap crap. Money money money. Away away away. God damn it.
May I ask: What else is a blog but a place for self-indulgent thoughts? I’m talking to you, Richard Branson.