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[dr. brian collins]


Over the course of the experiments, Patient #429 responded positively to exposure to XBOX but negatively to any antibiotics that were administered. Patient’s “symptoms” decreased rapidly from the beginning of the session to the end of the session, suggesting that the patient “forgot” to be ill. It is concluded that the original prognosis of Typicalmalesfreshmanyearincollegeitis is correct. This condition has been sweeping the nation; however, no further action is necessary. The condition has been deemed “A learning experience” by scientists, educators and politicians around the country. Future research might focus on a source for the condition and possible ways to avoid contracting it.