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Global warming started when people ran their furnaces too much in the winter. This introduced massive amounts of hot air into the atmosphere. Global warming is upon us, and we must do our part to save our environment. These are 10 ways ways to end global warning:

1. Throw ice cubes into the air so that there will be maximum surface area exposure between the ice and the air.

2. Have the car's air conditioner on full blast all the time, and keep the windows down so that the cool air will escape into the atmosphere.

3. Try to breathe out as few times possible. This diminishes the amount of warm air sent into the atmosphere.

4. Eat ice cream whenever possible. It makes your breath colder. Try to breathe a lot.

5. Freeze stuff. Lots of stuff. And then put it outside.

6. Go to Canada and bring some air back. All you need for this is an empty suitcase or a duffle bag. Close it in Canada. Open it in the states.

7. Stop lighting things on fire, such as cigarettes, candles, wood, coal, people, and cars.

8. Mammals generate body heat. Kill them. Except humans. Because we are going to fix this mess.

9. Preserve snow for the summer. Put it in the freezer in winter and take it out in the summer because, as everybody knows, global warming is far worse in the summer than in the winter. That's what causes the seasons.

10. Destroy the sun.