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Surely, you must have...

Stared at an androgynous person?

Feigned appreciation for Pauly Shore?

Privately mused on Donald Trump’s hair?

Dreamed of shaving David Hasselhoff’s chest?

Made an homage to anything?

Considered returning the Gift of the Magi for store credit?

Pondered cannibalism as a solution to world hunger?

Envied your lazy-ass cat’s lifestyle?

Eaten stale cereal because you and the microwave had an argument?

Skipped to class to go play videogames?

Formed bonds with your players on a sports videogame?

Pitied a Wal-Mart greeter?

Spent at least $10 on scratch-offs at one time?

Ignored the fuel light?

Sweated like Nixon?

Womanized like Kennedy?

Been useless like Carter?

Snarled like Cheney?

Gone days without wearing pants?

Gone weeks without changing pants?

Failed at growing a Chia-Pet?

Fantasized about a cartoon character?

Jaywalked, and gotten cited for it?